That’s right. No one. So I thought I just quickly share a couple of my favourite lines from Steven Wright. He is one of my favourite comedians with one-liners like:

• I like to reminisce with people I don’t know. Granted, it takes longer.

• A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

• Last night I was in a bar and I walked up to this beautiful woman and i said “do you live around here often?”

• I have a large seashell collection which keep on the beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen it.

Ok, the delivery adds to the humour but still makes me laugh.